How could you give up such a nice Portuguese doctor for this? Hey dude, we did it! I'll buy him a slice too. That makes so much sense now. I went to see Maria. So technically, I'm overqualified for this conversation. Here I thought that my love for you actually mattered.
Your sitcom writing is weak and career dubious. But there is one person I would like to hear from. Amy, get us out of here. I know it sounds nuts, but I bet you wish you had some, you know, video of your ex pickin' his nose or something. I get it now that we're done you feel like youre losing her all over again.
Though, after skimming the bible, I've gotta give Joe and Mary props for selling the whole immaculate conception thing. Do you really expect me to fold this? You know your dad makes me very nervous. Could you stare any harder? Everyone knows everyday starts off with a fresh pair of underwear. So what about the rest of your family? But Wilson, you have to meet Maria. What does Seora Maria think? Oh, come on, she's a freakin' fortune teller!!! There's some structure problems but I can fix that I'll punch it up in a couple days but wow dude wow! And like weve known each other.
I think you broke it! Like you can't believe shed even suggest that. I can't believe you ate that, dude. Writing is not a job. It was the most incredible thing. I bet you wish you had sprung for scotch-guard now huh. This is definitely the best way to get to know someone.
But it's just not meant to be. Querida, two Sundays I don't see you. The truth finally comes out. Quick, get me a lighter!! Where have you been hiding, my little badger? Okay, two fries and two onion rings, okay. You mean like uhh, like uhh, Ahem? I need this, Wilson, this is my last shot. Jack, I have to go.
It's like sleeping with Darth Vader. I like my own place to much. Bojangles totally threw me under the bus. I don't think I've ever seen less believable acting that Ryan Scott's. What is it, what's the matter? I wanted to believe, alright! Look Maria's a really great person, but dude, it's not your first rodeo.
I know that sounds like bullshit, but it's not. So you have no problems growing old and dying alone? Can I ask you something? We are gonna kill this. You smack that royal baby for me alright? Evil eye thing, I got one of these guys again, evil eye. I've brought our little friend!! What if we don't, huh? I just you know I just think it's been a while since. You have to kill me to get me out of this truck. Wait, what the hell's evil eye? I'll make a video clip and add it to your file.
You are lucky you are so incredibly sexy. After looking for work for a while I finally landed a two year contract, in London. You write for the movies, don't you? Like they get used up. Okay, no way, not me. But only if it's late in the fourth quarter. Some might blame karma, kismet, fate or destiny, but those are just good stripper names to me. I have missed your ridiculous superstitions, your snoring, your obsessive cleaning.
That's not what you said when you picked me up at the diner that night! She's my ex, and I can't be seen alone. Come on we have to go. I've never seen you get worked up like this. Your father shouldnt be your main concern. That's all you need to know.