All in all, probably not quite the worst movie ever, but along with movies like Home Alone 4, NeverEnding Story 3 and Freddy Got Fingered, it is close. It simply continues to deteriorate with every passing minute until I could do nothing but wish for the ending. The casting directors also found someone who looked surprisingly like Jack Black, although sadly the script didn't give him anything funny to do. And its strange because i never possible thought that there could be a comedy film that could go any worse than scary movie 4 did, ill give them that, they have done the impossible. We are bringing you this awesome movie with excellent Audio Video Quality so that you can enjoy this movie by sitting at your Home along with your loved ones, To Download this movie free just checkout Links below.
If there's any big news, I will post on the blog and not on the chat box. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark. Not a single joke works, and the only surprise of this movie is that these two hacks keep getting funding to produce flop after flop. Music Videos if you request 7. The movie just never happened. Anyone actor, writer, director, or producer should be jailed for 1 year for participating in the production of this film. I'm just gonna ignore those repeated requests that I have already posted.
There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! And it saddens me to acknowledge that to a large degree, they're right. For the first time ever I have tried to get my money back from the cinema and believe me I have seen some bad films but this took the biscuit. Any jokes they thought up were one-liners, which were promptly turned into entire scenes or musical numbers, thereby killing both ideas stone dead. Epic Movie 2007 is total crap, no beating around the bush here, it was so bad it actually angered me that i paid to view this turkey and i wanted a refund, i felt cheated, the only reason i didn't cause a fuss at the cinema was the fact that something very funny happened. And as a parody of films like Pirates of the Caribbean and chronicles of Narnia, it falls well short in terms of sophistication.
It's hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn't much to say about it. What a disastrous piece of film. Words cannot describe this movie, but i am going to try anyway. This is just so painfully bad. This movie was really really bad. El desventurado cuarteto visita una fábrica de chocolate donde se esconde un armario que les transportará al mundo de Gnarnia con G. I couldn't believe it, i expected much more from them.
They seriously need to stop spoof movies, i thought you couldn't get any worse than Scary Movie 4 but i was wrong. . Basically, there is no point going into what little plot there is as you would need a death wish to watch it after the sound advice on this site. Music individual track or full album 3. I actually felt embarrassed for the actors. This is no Plan 9 From Outer Space! All credits for movie links are to original uploader. I hear Disaster Movie was pretty awful but 'Fool me once.
Of course, some of you will watch it to see if it is indeed as bad as people are saying. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Gee is that original and hilarious or what? The writing is unbelievably bad, the characters are annoying and the plot just isn't there. And it's not funny in a 'so bad it's funny' kind of way. I went to the movie to fill time between some business I was conducting in New York and my flight that was leaving at 7pm. I feel like a lesser person after watching it and as if nothing will ever make up for the what felt like an eternity I wasted on watching it. What happened to the good old days of take-the-mick movies like scary movie 1 and 2 or even airplane or hot shots they where actually funny. Forgive the pun, but it was epically bad.
In the past 10 years, I've probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. If you are looking for something completely un-original, embarrassingly un-funny and down right cringe worthy, then this is the ideal movie for you. For example, a bullet bounced off of Superman's eye in his movie; now, the bullet pokes his eye out. All in all, if you haven't seen the trailer at all you will enjoy it, but the trailer spoils it all just like these past 3 movies they have done it that way. Now i could go on all day about how bad this movie is but I'm afraid i must go, everyone do yourself a favour, do not see this rubbish. Strangely, this made the experience less appalling for about ten minutes as we didn't have to hear the awful dialogue - the audience were coming up with better jokes themselves.
There they should look for the assistance of a randy lion, a crowd of mutants from the x foundation, understudies of witchcraft and wizardry, crazy swash-clasping privateers and a wicked beaver to thrashing the malicious white bitch! Celebrities Address Email me personally Just to let you guys know, i'll be posting mostly mp4 or mpg format, of you want others, let me know. Storyline: Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure. I'm just gonna ignore those repeated requests that I have already posted. Movie Soundtracks if you request 6. A complete disaster of epic proportions, and one to avoid, even if you're thinking of renting. I have to say that this film is awful, the plot is weak, the jokes aren't funny and every time something happens that should be funny, i full heartedly expect tumbleweed to start rolling by and the crickets to start chirping. The idiots responsible for this detritus should be imprisoned for crimes against humanity.
Very, very cliché spoof film, you could tell what was coming the whole way through with a few stupid exceptions. Leave a Reply Your email address will not be published. While not quite as monstrous as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie more like Epic Dud is a truly terrible movie. I didn't find any of the gags clever. And just like Disaster Movie, I seriously was considering turning the film off 20 minutes in, that's how painful I found it. The music was awful, and the pirate rap was torturously bad.